Himbo

"Do I still have that picture of Jesus crying?"

- himbo, disappointing God

Himbo. A descriptor more than a name, this criminal is known for being legally a dumbass. A self-proclaimed creator, his promises of "soon" are not to be trusted. A firm believer in the "rule of cool", he spits in the face of all known physics.

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History
Anthony Christopherson was born in Indiana, during the 21st century. His first recorded crime is creating a tumblr account.

In the present day, Anthony is known by the "himbo" moniker, as to not be confused with the fellow member of the same name. Suffering from ADHD and an inability to work on one thing for long, he has ended up with ten different concepts on work on. This may kill him.

Trivia

 * himbo is known for having many thoughts about Spider-Man, to the point of creating his own spider-verse.
 * himbo is a notable Bionicle fan. This is another story he has to work on.
 * himbo's favorite style of music is prominently punk rock, though he is also a fan of experimental garbage no one else enjoys. As he puts it, "I just like high octane stuff."
 * you should give me money.

Quotes
"I'm gonna kick your shit in. c'mere. c'mere! I'm gonna kick you in a corner and you're gonna like it." "hello there, sir! oh, he's given me a dirty cloth, thank you. now, I need to get drunk, sir."

- himbo, playing Judgement for the Playstation 4.

"Well, I ain't no crusader, am I? I'm 200 pounds of fuckin' Jewish wrath."

- sounds of nazi killing